Glue Your Butt to Your Chair and Write Your Novel

 

Kingdom of Puttingitoff

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This week’s topic was suggested by my wife, who has been toying with the idea of writing a legal thriller for some time. Credit goes to her for the title. Thanks, E. Watson!

It also turns out the “procrastination monster” was this week’s topic on Nightwolf’s Corner. See, nobody is immune from the grip of Procrastinor, lord of Puttingitoff.

Procrastinor

Procrastinor looks like a nut. Let’s name him Filbert.

The Kingdom of Puttingitoff lies snuggled between the County of Indifference, and Tulsa. Procrastinor, or Filbert, is a long-time foe on two accounts.

For those out of the know, I teach mathematics. Anyone who teaches knows all too well of Filbert’s merciless grip. Getting students to do the work on time is one of my bigger battles.

But I can’t be too hard on them. Every teacher was once a student.

Honesty time: Although I was good at getting things done on time, I had my own share of close calls and panic-fueled rushes.

But it also seems easier to get things done on time when it’s something you have to do. Filbert’s own enemy, Responsibilitar (who I haven’t gotten around to drawing), seems to be a pretty reliable white knight – more or less so for others.

The difficulty is keeping your nose to the grindstone when the only person counting on you is yourself.

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I spend a lot of time doing things for others: my students, colleagues, etc. When I have my own time, it’s tempting to rest. I like writing, and I like drawing. But sometimes I like having the result more than the process of creating, which is a problem.

You have to enjoy the process. If not, it’s all too easy to let Filbert suggest other things to do.

I’ve mentioned An Ember in the Wind a few times already, mostly because I’m currently rewriting it. The original draft was written this time of year, six years ago. In fact, the original draft is about the same age as my marriage. I remember carrying a little notebook around Spokane, working on the story while my bride-to-be was at the hair salon.

It was also the first novel I completed. Ever. I’ve had various unsuccessful attempts at completing a book. Ember was the first success.

I’m going to credit the creative process, or, rather, learning how to enjoy it. It’s not an easy thing to learn. The main difficulty is that there’s not much one can do to teach the skill, which makes it hard to find a teacher. Everyone who has learned to enjoy the creative process has their own tale of how that came to be.

Ember was my creative escape from studying for qualifier exams, much like A Foundation in Wisdom was my escape from my first steps in the field of research. In fact, you could almost say Ember was the product of a bout with Filbert. But I’ll argue that it was a necessity.

All math and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Each chapter of Ember has a story – a particular place I wrote it, something that happened when I worked on it, etc. My wife and I spent a lot of time in various coffee shops around Chapel Hill. Much of that time was spent writing.

It was fun. Having the result was fun, but more importantly, the writing process itself was fun. I can look at the draft and see memories. That’s probably not a good thing when it comes to the revision process – since it makes it harder to throw unnecessary passages out. But it is evidence to how those words got there in the first place.

In any larger project, though, there will come a point where you just don’t want to work on it. Starting is relatively easy. Why would you start a project if you didn’t enjoy it? Finishing it, however, may require a bit of determination.

For writing projects, there is a point where determination alone provides enough fuel to evade Filbert’s advances. I call it the Nanowrimo point – because, for me, it’s 50,000 words. It’s the point at which I can send Filbert away because I’ve made it too far to give up.

50,000 words is a lot. To put it in perspective, it’s twice as many as 25,000 words, and 50,000 times as many as one. It’s also the point at which finishing doesn’t seem like a hopeless task. The light is at the end of the tunnel, and I’m close enough to see it’s not that of a train.

So, as far as advice to anyone having difficulties with Filbert, I don’t have much. I found a way to enjoy the creative process. Perhaps it was a necessity, born out of the grueling task of qualifier prep. Perhaps, for you, it’s also a necessity. Or, maybe not.

I think the hardest part is starting, because there’s so much blank space to fill up. The initial goal is making it to the “Nanowrimo point,” if there is one. Until then, finding enjoyment in the process of working toward the goal is the key. At least, it was for me.

Reaching the goal is immensely satisfying. That satisfaction may be enough to get you into gear. If not, learn to find satisfaction in the journey. I had to teach myself to do that.

We’re all different, and we all have our own needs and ways of fulfilling them. You’ll need to find yours. Perhaps a change of habits, or location, would help. For me, it was a combination of both, along with a change of perspective.

Why Libraries Are Not Obsolete

An Orthogonal Universe Blog welcomes Elizabeth Watson, who is our local county librarian and this week’s guest blogger.

 

 

Since approximately 1200 BC, libraries have existed to collect, organize, store, preserve, and make available stories and information. Early libraries consisted of clay tablets and scrolls.

Today in 2013, collecting, organizing, storing, preserving, and making available stories and information looks more like this:

 

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Over the centuries, the formats that we have used for telling stories and sharing information have changed, but the need for a library to collect and organize documents has not changed. Libraries are able to adjust to changes in format, which is why, depending on whose statistics you believe, 75%-90% of libraries currently offer e-books.

Since the advent of the internet, even more stories and information are now available and need to be collected, preserved, stored, and made available. I would argue that libraries are more needed now than ever before because the content on the internet is not always organized and preserved very well.

In many cases, the amount of information available on a topic is overwhelming, and librarians and information professionals are needed to help people sort through it.  Librarians are also excellent at helping people evaluate the credibility of various sources of information – good researchers know that some sources are more reliable and believable than others.

When I work with students who come to the library, I regularly remind them to look carefully at the sources they are using to write their papers.  People today often “google” what they want to know, which is often a good step, but I would point out that a lot content is licensed and not available for free on the internet. For example, a “google” search is not going to get you access to the professional journal articles that you can get though a licensed database that the library offers.

Research is important, but one of the things I love most about libraries is the stories.  Stories can be found at the library from all different times and places. Stories from all over the world and all throughout history can be found in the library. There is just something magical about a good story. I love the artwork below because I think it captures the feeling of magic and enchantment in storytelling.

Library legend Melvil Dewey even supposed that someday our library would hold stories and from other planets and reserved numbers in the Dewey Decimal classification system for works from alien worlds.

I encourage all of you to support your local libraries.

The Reading Pill

Question: When you hear “turn of the century,” do you think about the year 2000, or the year 1900?

Earlier in the month I found used copies of episodes 5 and 6 of Star Wars at a local venue. They were pretty good movies, falling above the “I’m willing to pay five bucks for them” mark, but just shy of “I’m willing to pay five bucks and shipping to Amazon in order to complete the trilogy.” These were the digitally remastered versions, but I couldn’t put aside the thought that the future seemed so out of date.

Okay, we don’t have hyper-drive systems. But if you disregard the sci-fi staples, most of their future we already have. The real versions just have Apple logos on them.

And the things to come – oh, nobody thought of the internet back then. We’re probably not that far off from being able to replace a severed hand with a realistic robotic one. But the robotic hand of the future will have Facebook connectivity, so all your friends can stay up to date on what you’re touching. If you applaud at a concert, a “like” is added to the performer’s fan page.

The future is fun to think about, since it’s often our best hope of solving all our problems. Here’s a little gem. Today, predicted 90 years ago:

 

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Whenever I see videos like these, I’m usually more amused by what they get right than what they get wrong.

 

 

Photon bi-planes

In the 21st century, biplanes will still be all the rage. And they shoot photon torpedoes. Oooh, swish!

 

 

Last week’s post was, more or less, about science fiction turned reality. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, from the similarly-named novel? Totally a Kindle.

This week, let’s project ourselves into the distant future. Strap yourselves into your Chronoskimmer 450SL. We’re headed to:

 

 
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Tulsa, OK, The future.

1 November, 2112

 

 


The iHand is a success. The current election is at a stalemate. Don’t blame the iHand for that. Blame the iMouth, which filters all speech through factcheck.org. And debate is currently surrounding the pill. The so-called reading pill is a marvelous little wonder. When the “reader” swallows the pill, they instantly have the entire contents of a book bestowed upon them.

“In a little bookstore in South Durham, I found, in the corner, a display full of the classics. I’ve always wanted to swallow Lord of the Flies. I paid for my purchase, and a bottle of water.

“I was a little nervous about trying this new method of ‘reading,’ if you want to call it that. I closed my eyes and swallowed. Instantly, I could recall, with perfection, the plight of Jack.

“The book left me rather queasy. I then noticed the instructions: Take with food. Inexplicably, I had a sudden craving for bacon.”

Certainly, this would make learning much quicker. Math, science, history – learn it all in a pill that can be swallowed in twelve seconds. There was a Calvin and Hobbes strip where Calvin gets a “knowledge implant,” providing him twelve years’ worth of education in ten minutes. The little pill would be even more convenient.

But how much information could we fit onto a pill? We could start by figuring out exactly how the brain absorbs it. Or, we could not.

Since we’re being hypothetical anyway, let’s set aside the issue of information density and just put the sum of all human writings into a pill. Library of Congress? The entire Internet? All in one pill.

Here’s the question: Would you take such a pill?

Nobody should be surprised about resistance to the e-reader. Every new technology seems to be the “death of the current medium.” What do you want to bet that the development of the written word was initially blamed for the “inevitable” death of oral storytelling. After all, simply reading the words couldn’t ever be the same as hearing them. Humanity is richer for having stepped further, despite what initial concerns may have arisen. Imagine what history would say if it were passed through thousands of years of “telephone.”

At some point, though, enough is enough. What do we hope to gain out of reading a story, or studying a textbook – and when is that defeated by the medium it is delivered on? The so-called reading pill provides nearly instant consumption of a book. Is it too far?

Take your pick:

 

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